open letter to clients and customers

Hey Dudes,

Recently, for whatever reason, I’ve been getting a lot of negative attention directed towards me from you from phone calls to the feedback you’re leaving. Although I understand that sexual frustration is hard to deal with, you don’t need to take it out on me. I am not psychic and I am not your virtual punching bag. I’m your best friend, I’m here to help get you off, all you need to do is be honest with me, tell me what you want and we can make some hot stuff happen.

I’m here to help you release all of that tension that builds up throughout the day. After all, we don’t want you to end up like this guy, now do we?

Love,

Sequoia

ps. FurryGirl linked to an interesting article about the shooter

speaking of climbing trees

today was a shitty day. its been super slooooooow this past week and like mad assholes have been calling me left and right. so this afternoon I said fuck it, smoked a bong and then climbed up in my tree. tree therapy.

nature + mary jane = awesome.

check out those textures, ficus trees are in the same family as banyan trees, which are my favorite trees most of all.

my pimpin’ picket fence

I know you were expecting some of that too.

hottest scene I have watched in a while

I feel like all of this porno I see on a daily basis desensitizes me to where I really don’t get turned on by most of it at all anymore, whereas when I was 13 porn was the hottest thing on the planet and I would give anything to watch a ton of hardcore mainstream DVDs and sit there in my room and masturbate myself to death.

Now I find that my focus turns more towards the stills, or photography of a scene rather than the video portion of it. Photography is sometimes like the perfection of a moment and its more of a mental stimulation to observe how the light caresses a breast or illuminates a pussy.

So does watching anything get me hot anymore? Yes, movies with PLOTS. We don’t have television here in the little cottage by the sea, but we do have netflix which is the shit when it comes to just watching stuff without commercials. The showtime series, The Tudors, is not accurate as far as history goes, but is a damn hot show to watch.

This is the hottest thing I’ve seen in a while. Observe:

tree climbing cutie, dijion

This is Dijion, she’s a model for AbbyWinters.com. From watching her solo vid I learned that she likes all kinds of outdoor activities and calls herself the “head chef” when its time to cook around a camp fire. She loves to skateboard and rockclimb and is an all around hot, natural tomboy. Definitely my kind of gal.

the real terrorism in america

In 2006 the Center for Disease Control reported that obesity kills more than 112,000 American citizens a year.

That same year the U.S. State Department reported that terrorism killed 28 Americans.

tickling and bondage

thats me being tied up and tickled a while ago. yes i can be very ticklish.

hail gwendolynne, full of strength

Hail Gwendolynne, full of strength

The Goddess is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst the Internet

And blessed is the fruit of thy digital device,  Art

Holy Gwendolynne, creator of semi-heretical images

Pray for the drones

Now and at the hour of mass

Yay-men

Heretical photos by Gwendolynne in her folio Immaculate at IShotMyself.com, heretical take on the “hail mary” by me.

Hail Gwendolyn, full of strength

The Goddess is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst the internet

And blessed is the fruit of thy digital device, art

Holy Gwendolyn, creator of semi-heretical images

Pray for the drones

Now and at the hour of mass

Yay-men

shitty behavior

I wish I could come up with a more eloquent way of describing this but there isn’t, its just shitty fucking behavior and another example of how men just can’t behave when it comes to sex industry stuff.

Around midnight on Wednesday I got a call from some British douche bag that wanted to do foot fetish play. The whole call seemed kind of suspicious and it dragged on for a while.

There have been threads in the NF forums about certain assholes spending alot of money and then cancelling their credit cards so that NF ends up taking money away from the Flirt. Why? It doesn’t work like that with any other business. In ANY other business you can either get your money back or at least prosecute some asshole for writing a bunch of checks or running up credit cards and running away with your product. In this case our product is our TIME. Which I can’t get back. That time could have been used on someone that intended to pay me.

Well, today I surfed through the NF forums a bit and found a thread about some British foot douche bag shit head thats a scam artist who cancels his credit cards and then creates new accounts. And all of a sudden this morning there is not member information available on him.

I want justice on this. This kind of thing is bullshit and why doesn’t Niteflirt have any policies against this? Why should I have to suffer 0r give back my well earned money?

food inc.

We went to the movies the other day. In this new town they have a little one room movie theatre that plays independent films. So we went to see Food, Inc.

The doc itself runs a little slow compared to others I’ve seen on the same subject, but then again maybe this one is actually trying to give you time to take in all the information they’re throwing at you rather than just leaving you overwhelmed and traumatized with exactly how fucked up the food system in this country actually is.

It covers all of the basics: caged chickens and how they’re producing so much muscle mass they can’t stand or walk around for long periods of time and have this tendency to plop down every few minutes, conventional cows standing ankle deep in their own feces on feed lots, Monsanto’s law suits against people for “stealing” their awesome patents and saving seeds (can you imagine?), to high fructose corn syrup, and piss poor regulation by the FDA.

It also has an interesting segment on Stoneyfield Farms, an organic yogurt company, that decided to work with Walmart when it wanted to buy their product line.

Another interesting segment was when they did a background story on an average American family where the wife was complaining about lack of time to prepare food and lack of money which is why she buys her family fast food. Then she goes onto explain that she needs to save money for her husband’s diabetes medication. Hmm…

What sucks about these kinds of movies is that usually people that already know about this stuff are going to see it, not the people that are keeping the asshole corporations going, which are the lower class for the most part. We work for them making their shit and then eat the shit that they produce.

Its a vicious cycle, someone is trying to save money by buying shit food so they can pay for their medication for the condition that was caused by eating shit food.

What would be great is if there was more community in impoverished areas, things like community gardens, CSA’s could greatly improve situations like these that have really obvious solutions.

I didn’t learn anything new, but it was a nice way to cover the entire food system and the basics as to why its fucked up. If you’re new to eating right or just figuring out that your local grocery store is actually full of carcinogenic shit, watch this documentary.

welcome to florida

If I was in charge for tourism for Florida, this is the photo I would put on a big billboard as a WELCOME TO FLORIDA sign as you drive in.

In case you can’t tell what’s going on here, this is a photo taken in the everglades where a python (non-indigenous) attempted to eat an alligator and blew up in the process.

According to several sources there are now 100,000 pythons running amuck in the everglades, or slithering amuck? Burmese pythons that can grow up to 20 feet long. They’re non indigenous and the reason why there are so many? Because of stupid people buying snakes the at the pet shop and then letting them go because they got too lazy to take care of their scaly monster friend. So now, in only a place as crazy as the glades, its giant scaly monster against giant scaly monster.

What’s even crazier is that the governemnent wants to  hire a team of bounty hunters to go out into the glades (Goddess be with them) and hunt down these 100,000 pythons. Insane.

It sucks that 100,000 snakes are going to die, but the other side of it is that one tried to strangle a toddler last week. I mean, they’re literally trying to eat everything.

Our environmental policies in Florida are a disaster. They’ve drained the swamp to try and build land on top of it and re-navigated rivers to try and put them back years later to try and build on top of them again. People have introduced all kinds of species for all different bullshit justifications. For instance back in the early 20th century Burgeron, one of the main industrial developers for South Florida, flew over the glades dropping tons of melaleuca tree seeds because he thought that the trees would “dry up the swamp”.  The thing is that the glades is actually a river, below sea level. You can’t really dry it up. Now we have all of these dead melaleuca forests because as soon as they figured out what they did, they went and killed them all with toxic chemicals of course.

I think our environmental policies are fucked up because of all of the snow birds and northerner assholes that come down here for only half the year. People have whored out this land so much to make it a prime vacation spot but all of those vacationers are no where to be found when its time to clean up after a hurricane. Lame.

Poor penis state.