I have a new pet!

A little red corn snake I found in my garden. He’s super friendly and has eaten two lizards so far, though I didn’t get to watch. I can’t decide what to name him, I’m torn between Satan and Rojo. What do you guys think?

Davka drew me!

What a sweety, I love the drawing (it currently serves as my desktop background) and she honored me with the title of sex shaman.

If you haven’t popped over to Davka’s blog, you should. She’s a captivating writer and so wise. Some of my favorite writings of hers is her Stripper Tarot series. Check out her entry entitled Wicked Wisdom.

Thanks, Davka!

Trying Out Phone Sex…

I leave it on all night. So give me a ring…

But the weirdest conversation by far:

Customer: When did you first have a cock?

Me: As in when I lost my virginity? 15

Customer: How old was he?

Me: He was 17

Customer: You like older men?

Me: I tend to drift in that direction…as a generalization they tend to be a bit more intelligent and I like learning new things.

Customer: Did you ever see your dad’s cock?

Me: *Pause*…Have you ever seen your dad’s cock?

Customer: I kinda let my daughter see mine the other day…

Me: Wow, you responsible parent you! How admirable!

Customer: Well I was feeling a bit naughty that day…

Me: Naughty? Or irresponsible and perverted?

*Click*

Hey Ladies, I know this is a recession and all and yeah I could have gone along with his gross daddy/daughter fantasy to make a quick buck, but I feel like as sex workers we have a certain responsibility to encourage at least a somewhat healthy idea of sexuality, incestual fantasies is not one of them.

My First V-Log!! Sequoia’s Garden pt 1

Hope you guys enjoy…I’m not such a good speaker and it was a little disorganized…but yeah…lots of cool victory garden propaganda posters in between! Yay!

Let me know what you think…

I Made IShotMyself History!

By making the very first underwater ISM folio.

Hell yes!

Its finally on the site and very appropriately named Lorelei, thanks Bobby.

Lorelei is the name of a legendary German siren who lured boatmen in the Rhine to their watery graves.

I’d like to thank South Florida’s beautiful summertime water, the absolute bathtub of the Goddess, for giving me calm water to work with, if only for a little while, to make some pretty photos.

Oh and the fishes for popping into a couple frames here and there.

And of course Feck for giving me the opportunity to share my artistic naked self with the world.

If you click the photo, you can get 10% off of a membership and a widdle bit of your membership fee will go to me.

Join the site because its art and porn and a beautiful place in between…

Today is the Day

If McCain and the asshole from Alaska win, I officially quit this country.

That is all.